A Teacher's Proud Moment

A college professor has resigned after admitting to committing criminal acts. This goober was a visiting lecturer who had come from out of state from Oregon to Minnesota in order to mold young minds. He posted on the Huffington Post about his clandestine stealing of McCain signs, calling it, "one of the single most exhilarating and empowering political acts that I have ever done."

What a maroon.