Big Brother No Longer Buying American Condoms

Big (Obama) Brother, the renamed Federal Government, gets on their high horses when private businesses purchase items from overseas, proclaiming loudly that the businesses are “shipping American jobs overseas” and “outsourcing OUR jobs.”

Ironic, then – this news that BOB (Big Obama Brother) has decided to ship some American jobs overseas themselves, by switching from condoms made in the US to ones from China. The reason? Price. You know you can make cheaper product when you don’t have to pay outrageous taxes.

The Grand Exalted Teleprompter will have to soon begin every speech with, “Do As We Say, Not As We Do.”