In His World, Tawana Is A Hero

1. David Patterson, the Gov of NY, has been crying for months about the sad state of NY’s economy.

2. Patterson announces Billions in budget cuts, even after raising taxes and threatening more tax raises.

3. Patterson announces he will run for re-election.

4. Polls predict Patterson would lose the primary to Andrew Cuomo 64%-11%.

5. Polls predict that Patterson would lose the general election to Rudy Giuliani 56%-29%.

6. Lyin’Al Sharpton dismisses the Cuomo poll completely and dares Rudy to run, saying that Patterson will easily defeat Rudy.

It must be nice to live in Lyin’ Al’s world, where rivers of chocolate syrup run through fields of grass so thick you never need shoes, and the sun shines every day while birds sing of joy and peace.