This Is NOT A Monty Python Skit

A man is the last resident of a block of 70 apartments scheduled for demolition so a newer, more expensive building can be put up. The man resists all efforts by the developer to get him to move.

The man is found dead with his head completely severed from his body, cut off by a chainsaw.

Police label the case as “non-suspicious.” The coroner’s office said, “As far as we know nobody else was involved. There's nothing suspicious about the death. It was in his flat on Bodmin Road. The place is all due to be redeveloped. He was the last resident left there. He lived there alone."

Nobody else involved? They are saying he committed suicide by chainsaw? Or perhaps it was one of those unfortunate accidents.

He was the only resident in a group of 70 apartments, holding up an expensive redevelopment and costing someone millions. I guess he was using the chainsaw to trim the bushes, accidentally tripped and fell onto the chainsaw, cutting off his head completely.

That's not suspicious at all.