Since Some Journalists Have Begun Telling The Truth, Obama Now Decides To Take Over Their Job Too

Obama has taken to writing his own newspaper articles now in a desperate attempt to rewrite the stimulus expectations. You know, they never thought it was going to actually make the economy recover, it was just an attempt to stop the freefall and slow the recession.

At least that is what he’s saying now.

Is there no end to what that man can do? He's not too busy running the country and single-handedly reworking the world economy that he doesn't have time to run the auto industry, run the financial industry, redesign the entire health care industry, oversee the health care industry once he's finished redesigning it, settle every squabble in order to bring world peace, throw out the first pitch at the all star game, and give a speech every twenty minutes in order to be on 154 channels simultaneously. Now he finds he has time to also run the media industry.

You just have to stand in awe of that man. No wonder he wants all the money you earn...oops I mean all the money you are paid (you obviously can't earn it if they can take it at will). It only stands to reason if he is going to do everything, he should get all the money.