There's more than one reason I don't live in Sweden

According to a survey, contracting sexual diseases makes men in Sweden feel more manly.

In other news from Sweden, a 62 year old man was convicted of 9 counts of child rape, two counts of rape, one count of sexual harassment, 7 counts of sexual exploitation of a minor, and child sex abuse. The cases involved 8 girls ranging from age 11 to 16. The pedophile was sentenced to only 7 years in prison.

Wait, it gets worse.

An appeals court overturned two of the child rape charges, and the one sexual harassment charge, leaving all the rest, and cut his sentence to 5 years.

They also cut his victim compensation in half, to less than $38,000.

Hey, if you want to catch STD's, Sweden's the place to live. It's also a great place to be a pedophile. Less than one year in prison per child.