We Found The Grinch!

We found where the Grinch has been hiding! Evidently, he moved to south Florida where he took a job as the president of Florida Gulf Coast University under the name of Wilson Bradshaw.

The university president has banned Christmas. No public displays of Christmas decorations in any common areas. Cancellation of the extremely popular greeting card design contest, replaced by an ugly sweater contest (gee, there's a heart-warming tradition for you). A Christmas tree, already renamed to a giving tree for preschoolers, is now a "giving garden."

The topper is the memo that detailed all of the bannings included a disclaimer that the actions are not an "attempt to suppress expression of the holiday spirit."

I guess if someone walked up to Grinch Bradshaw and punched him in the face, he could just stand over the prone goober as he bleeds from the nose and proclaim, "this is not an assault" and get off scott-free.

The saddest part is that no one complained. Not one person said anything. Nobody. Grinch came up with this on his own. Every comment they have received in response is a complaint against the ban. Students questioned in the article were in favor of decorations, including a wiccan who could care less. Nobody was offended, yet he took the remarkable action anyway.

Yet another attack on normalcy.

UPDATE 12.01.2008 - The Grinch has caved after the light of truth was shone upon the idiocy of PC.