Zero Tolerance Stupidity Watch

Don’t you just love completely over the top reactions to problems? Here is a school in CT that has banned all forms of physical contact between students. This means if you are in middle school, and you give someone else a high five or a hug, you can be expelled.

This was in reaction to a student being kicked in the groin, hardly a high five or a hug. Surely, they already had in place rules against kicking someone in the groin.

How did that rule work out for them? Now answer how these new rules will help. Then answer how they will cause disruptions and examples of stupidity.