Tastes Like Rejection

Ever notice that whenever Oprah does a giveaway, she gets all the credit, but it’s always someone else’s stuff she gives away?

This time it’s KFC chicken. Only problem is, the stores are refusing to honor the coupons.

Now, KFC has begun some program where you sign up, they send you a raincheck and you have some specified amount of time to get your free chicken. Just not right now, evidently.