Does This Mean Fruit Loops Are Candy?

Obama’s FDA has determined that Cheerios are a drug and should be pulled from shelves and possibly sold only with a prescription.

This is because of the ads that Cheerios run that say the cereal helps lower cholesterol.

The FDA does not dispute the truth in that statement. But they maintain that saying it makes Cheerios a drug instead of a breakfast cereal.

What next? We need a prescription to buy vegetables, because they are healthy? How about fish, known as brain food? Do we have to get a prior approval from our health insurance to buy a carrot?

Can the FDA determine the administration, by virtue of their statements, to not be a valid government, but rather to be a clueless gang of goobers?