I Tell You, Someone Stole Those Strawberries! They Laughed At Me, But I used Geometric Logic To Prove Someone Had A Duplicate Key!

When asked months ago about the lack of negative coverage he is getting from the press, Obama said, “it’s coming.” Asked about it again now, he brushes off any suggestion that the bulk of the national media are overwhelmingly positive towards him, saying, “I’ve got one television station that is entirely devoted to attacking my administration,”

Roughly translated, this exchange becomes the following:

You have no negative press.

It’s coming.

Okay, it’s been six months, and the press is fawning all over you, refusing to do their jobs. Some people say that is wrong of them. How do you respond?

Uh uh! Do not! No Way! Why, Those meanies at Fox hate me, they’ve always hated me! They’re mean…and ugly…and…and…mean!

Um, how does that address the question of Chris Matthews getting tingling sensations, Couric never criticizing you, Williams bowing to you, ABC turning their studios over to you, and Olbermann and the rest of the Obamacons marching in lockstep right along with you?

Well….well…Did you know those guys at Fox hate me?

Boy, won’t the lefties be happy when they take over the press completely and can shut down Fox. Then Obama will enjoy the same approval ratings as Hugo Chavez and Ahmadinejad and Saddam Hussein and Kim Jong-Il.