Excuse Me, You Know That Penguin You Said Was Gay? Well, I Think He Has Turned On You

The zookeepers at the San Francisco Zoo have been singing the praises of the two male penguins they say have been a couple for several years. Now, a female has taken up with one of the males, and the zookeepers are revealing their true agenda.

No one knows for sure if the zoo placed them together or allowed them to choose, but they did give them an egg to hatch together last year. Since males do the hatching, they complied.

The zookeepers said of the ex couple, “Of all of the parents that year, they were the best. They took very good care of their chick."

But about the female who dared to move in and break up their little social experiment, they don’t speak so nicely. The zookeeper uses words like “widow” and “conniving” while saying “she's got her plan. I don't think she was wanting to be a single girl for too long." Yeah, I guess that female is just a penguin slut, right guys?

I bet it just breaks their hearts that males and females are sleeping together. The zookeeper does retain hope that after this molting season, the two males will get back together.

Somebody needs a life.