Entertainment News

Let's see what is happening in the highly logical world that is entertainment.

You must be in pretty bad shape for Boy George to be giving you advice on getting it together. Wow.

Ed McMahon as a rapper? Well, Jessica Simpson has a #1 country album. Begin watching for other signs of the end of the world.

Disney is making a sequel to Tron? Really? They couldn’t get the rights to Plan 9 from Outer Space?

You’ll also notice that they are making a big screen Lone Ranger, with Johnny Depp as Tonto. Insert segue here, as Depp is also planned on to play the Mad Hatter, as Tim Burton is tapped to direct yet another version of Alice in Wonderland. Even though she desperately wants it, I hope he doesn’t give the Alice role to Lindsay. Take a look at this quote by LL

"The stories are like drugs for children, you know? It’s like, ‘Whoa, man.’ I think it’s an interesting challenge to direct.”

Whoa, man indeed.

Clay Aiken is gay? Shocked! Shocked, I say!

In the story, you’ll find that there are hundreds of comments on Aiken’s website, which requires a paid membership in order to post. This means someone knew enough about Aiken to pay upwards of $30 for membership, which includes a tote bag, buttons and lip balm (insert your own joke here), but left the following comment.

"This is really shocking news as I had no idea he was gay…And now I have to deal with this. I am not sure what to say to people who know I was a fan. ... I didn't go to work today and am not answering the telephone."

Yet more reasons to not like the new Bond.

Lastly, here is Dave Letterman getting the chance to show his true leanings while having a hissy fit and attacking McCain. Seems that Letterman got his panties all in a wad because McCain dared cancel his appearance in order to go to Washington and actually do his job. I guess everyone has their priorities, and Letterman obviously thinks his show is more important than the economy.