Winning A Senate Race For Dummies
In case you wondered how Al Franken could go from being down by over 700 votes to being down by over 200 votes to being up by 300 votes, here’s the blueprint on how to steal an election.
First, you target which counties are most likely to lean in your direction. Then you have twice as many lawyers as the other team, and you send them en masse to flood the county boards with protests and challenges, overwhelming them with paperwork.
Finally, you “find” absentee votes that only count for you, while the lawyers challenge every single absentee vote for your opponent. This works out to basically wearing down your opponent. Don’t give up, keep challenging and “finding” votes.
Follow these easy steps and you too can be a United States Senator.
Labels: absentee votes, Al Franken, Minnesota, Senate race
posted by ramblingman @ 7/02/2009 07:55:00 AM
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2 Comments:
Sour grapes!
Yeah, that's it. It has nothing to do with the utter fear of what people like this can do to our country as a member of the Senate. It has nothing to do with having a desire that the people who are elected to run the country would be honorable, and would actually win in a legal fashion. But hey, if it worked for Obama, why not, right?
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