Monday Musings and Ramblings

Was hiring Howard Stern a good deal for Sirius radio? Considering how much the stock dropped in the first months afterward, one would think the answer is no.

Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?

A lady picks a tomato in her garden and finds a message written by a worm.

How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?

One enterprising Senator thinks that we can destroy prostitution by taxing it. Perhaps if he would just give an honest read to the fair tax.

Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

A Republican Senator is caught on video making racial slurs by telling an Indian (from India, not Native American type) saying you can’t go into a 7-11 or Dunkin Donuts without having a “slight Indian accent.” The Republican Senator is immediately set upon by the national media and countless Hollywood celebrities, who denounce the Senator’s words while calling for his immediate resignation followed by sensitivity training. Oh, wait, no, that’s not what happened. It was actually a DEMOCRAT who said these things, over a month ago, and the SILENCE from the left is deafening. Have you even heard about this before now?

Monday Funny

A man answers a knock on his door to find a man asking, “Is that your pit bull in the yard?”

“Yes,” answers the first man, “why do you ask?”

“I’m afraid my dog killed your dog.”

“What kind of dog do you have?”

“A Chihuahua.”

“How did a Chihuahua kill a Pit Bull?”

“He got stuck in your dog’s throat.”