Monday Musings and Ramblings

Those lefties who keep thinking diversity is the end-all answer to everything have really come up with one now. A calendar that lists birthdays to “recognize the diversity of people of different beliefs who have had an impact on the world.” According to the spokesman, this not only includes Yamamoto (the mind behind Pearl Harbor), Lenin and Marx, but could also include Hitler, Pol Pot, John Wilkes Booth, and Tim McVeigh.

Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home.

For all you fishermen out there, here is quite possibly the world’s largest catfish

Do not sweat the petty things, and do not pet the sweaty things.

Headline found in the New Haven CN Register – Brawl at anti-violence rally preceded shootings. Doing a quick search I also found this story, and this one, and yet another. You have to be wary of those anti-violence people, they’ll hurt you.

If you have a lot of tension and get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle – “take two aspirin” and “keep away from children”.

A great article by the always entertaining Mike Adams, on the hypocrisy of a gay Georgia Tech group who show their true colors.

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.

They were planning on one heck of a graduation party.

Monday Funny

Boudreaux was fishing down in the bayou. He had been there all day and had run out of nightcrawlers. As he was preparing to leave, he spied a cottonmouth snake with a frog in its mouth. Knowing that large mouth bass love to eat frogs, Boudreaux decided to steal the frog from the snake. He was very careful so he would not get bitten. Boudreaux grabbed the snake from behind. The cottonmouth squirmed and tried to get away, but Boudreaux had a good hold on him. The trouble was the cottonmouth had a good hold on the frog. Neither side was winning until Boudreaux, in an act of desperation, pulled his flask from his back pocket. He dropped a couple of drops of moonshine in the snake’s mouth. The snake went limp and released the frog. Boudreaux tossed the snake into the bayou and resumed his fishing. A little while later, Boudreaux felt a tapping on his foot. Looking down, he saw the cottonmouth looking up at him with two frogs in his mouth.