Musings and Ramblings

You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

Michelle Malkin writes about reverse racism. A compelling article.

One good turn gets most of the blankets.

One from the past – A student signs up for a gun safety course and is told to bring his firearm to the after-hours class. When he shows up, he is told the zero tolerance regulations at the school forbid anyone bringing a gun to school…even for the gun safety course.

Politicians and diapers usually need to be changed for the same reason

How would the media react if a college test contained a question that mentioned Jesse Jackson, or Whoopi Goldberg, or Al Sharpton, and watermelon? Now ask yourself that again, except this time, substitute the name Condoleezza Rice…and listen to the utter silence from the liberal media.

You spend the first two years of their life teaching children to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen years telling them to sit down and shut up.

What do you call it if union leaders go against the wishes of members and endorse a Democrat? Business as usual.

Monday Funny

A man goes to confession and says, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Last night I was in bed with three different women."

The priest thinks this over to determine what penance he should give this sinner. Finally, he says, "Take a dozen lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice without pausing."

"Okay. Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?" asks the parishioner.

"No" replies the priest, "But it'll wipe that silly grin off your face."