Bonds On Barroids

So Barry “Steroids” Bonds (known forever more as Barroids) refuses to autograph the ball for the Armed Forces member who caught home run # 713 but made the Air Force serviceman sign a waiver for Barroids’ reality show. Anything to make Barroids more money, but nothing for his fans.

This guy admitted to being a Barroids fan, too, even in all the controversy. Even with Barroids being such a monumental jerk to baseball fans since he first began playing. Even with the steroids, and the human growth hormone, and the injections, and the creams, and the cheating, and the lying to grand juries. All of that, and this guy still confesses to be a fan of Barroids, who repays him by smirking when asked directly if he’ll sign the ball.

I don’t care how many home runs this drug-induced monster gets credited with, he’ll never be considered a champion, nor will he ever hold the Hammer’s record.