Musings and Ramblings

I hope everyone had a most enjoyable Easter weekend.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

Lost of people have complained about what Bill Clinton did while in office. The latest one to join in may be the strangest yet. This time, it’s a certain Senator from New York with aspirations of running for President.

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

An elderly woman takes her dogs out her front door for a walk early in the morning. A man dressed in a ninja outfit jumps out of the bushes, attacks her, and chases her as she runs back into the house screaming. The husband takes his pistol and blows the attacker away. I hope they give the husband a medal.

Brad Stine says while it may be safer to ride in an airplane than in a car, but the flip side is that it’s safer to crash in a car. At a car crash, you ask, “Is everyone okay?” but at a plane crash, you ask, “is anyone recognizable?”

So the city supervisors of SF think their opinions actually matter to anyone outside the leftie city. How quaint.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

If you are going to have sex in a car, don’t leave it running. Or if you have to leave it running, at least don’t leave it parked in the garage.

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