Musings and Ramblings

"i before e except after c” – man, society is weird

Some great examples of why college campuses are breeding grounds for lefties. I especially love the university president who uses his Orwellian logic when he declares that shouting down someone on stage and causing a disruption are actions that exercise ones right of free speech.

The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese

Ted Kennedy says you play by the rules, and you don’t change the rules in the middle of the game. I think he left out the part where he means, unless your home on Nantucket might be bothered by those stupid windmill machines, or you drive into the water off Chappaquiddick, or you have sex with the 14 year old babysitter, or you stand accused of rape on the beach of southern Florida, or you are pulled over for a drunken accident in DC. In other words, unless your name is Kennedy.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

Mike Adams never disappoints with his writings. Here, he lists his favorite conspiracies that blame everything on whites. My personal favorite is the Coast Guard using their boats during Katrina to ram the levees in New Orleans under direct orders from the President.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I find it quite interesting that Radio Shack has posted huge losses for two consecutive quarters, and blamed the latest reporting on their new partner, Cingular. Not exactly the best way to begin a long-term relationship, is it? This all comes as the company announces closings of 480 stores nationwide and the resignation of the CEO after admitting to lying on his resume about having a college degree.

The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

Have we really gotten to the point where kids are charged for ketchup in public schools? While I might can see the point about ketchup packets being stomped on, I just have to chuckle when reading that kids are bringing in their own ketchup from home, only to have it confiscated. Sheesh.

We childproofed our home, but they are still getting in.

Has Hillary ever just told the truth? She tells an audience that she tried to apply to NASA but was told they “don’t allow girls” (Sally Ride was only 3 years younger and she made it). Does Hillary even recognize the truth? Will any leftie media ever call her on her lies?

Monday Funny

Another picture from Alabama, obviously of an Auburn fan's vehicle