Goober Story of the Day

A prison inmate is suing NASCAR, claiming they forced him to get speeding tickets, steal credit cards, and commit fraud.

He claims that he admitted the credit cards were fraudulent when purchasing race day tickets, but the people in charge “insisted they did not care and encouraged me to buy Budweiser beer and funnel cake with more stolen funds.”

The worst line from his lawsuit? That he “used (Kyle) Petty’s Discover Card to buy Mark Martin Viagra.”

Being inspired by Eliza Dushku, or Jessica Alba, or Victoria’s Secret models to purchase viagra…okay. But admitting while in prison that Mark Martin inspired you? Not a good move.