Hey, three months is long enough to find a job, especially in this economy

If you complete your four years of college and earn your Bachelor’s Degree, and three months pass by after graduation and you are still unemployed, can you sue your college for a full refund of tuition?

Evidently, this girl thinks so.

I would have to guess she did not take any business classes. Or economics classes. Or any classes that revolve around common sense. I wonder if she did take classes titled "Lawsuits For Profit 101" or "Total Absolution of Personal Responsibility."

Goober Story of the Day

A prison inmate is suing NASCAR, claiming they forced him to get speeding tickets, steal credit cards, and commit fraud.

He claims that he admitted the credit cards were fraudulent when purchasing race day tickets, but the people in charge “insisted they did not care and encouraged me to buy Budweiser beer and funnel cake with more stolen funds.”

The worst line from his lawsuit? That he “used (Kyle) Petty’s Discover Card to buy Mark Martin Viagra.”

Being inspired by Eliza Dushku, or Jessica Alba, or Victoria’s Secret models to purchase viagra…okay. But admitting while in prison that Mark Martin inspired you? Not a good move.