Blonde, brunette, or redhead? Definitely a crisis!

Almost 70% of Americans rate their health care as “good” or “excellent.”

What crisis?

Are we seriously going to call this a “crisis” because we can’t reach 100% satisfaction?

Okay, then we have a financial crisis, a housing crisis, an education crisis, an employment crisis, a crisis in entertainment, clothing, music, and food. We have a crisis on where to live. We have a legal crisis.

American Idol is a crisis.

Congress is a crisis. The White House is a crisis.

College football playoff versus the bowl system? Crisis.

Boxers or briefs? Crisis.

Chocolate or vanilla? Crisis.

Lefties have lost this debate. They were not able to pass legislation quickly enough, and people awoke from their zombie state long enough to realize what was being rammed down their throats.

Of course, lefties can’t win any debate unless they get the argument away from logic and aimed towards emotion. That’s where you can fool enough idiots to get your stuff passed, and then by the time they wake up, it’s usually too late.