Storming The Beaches With Barack

This month, Obama will be on the beaches at Normandy with French President Sarkozy to celebrate the 65th anniversary of D-Day. However, due to “a thicket of diplomatic missteps, or misunderstandings,” one person who will not be there is Queen Elizabeth, the only living head of state who actually served in uniform during World War II.

I’m sure it’ll be okay. Obama will just send her another iPod.