Monday Musings and Ramblings

I am beyond tired of all those insipid popup spam ads. They only work on complete and total idiots and simply annoy the other 95% of us.

If Ted Kennedy wants so badly to punish people for past occurrences, why won’t he come clean about Chappaquiddick?

From the dubious mind of Cindy Sheehan - “If George Bush truly listened to God and read the words of the Christ, Iraq and the devastation in New Orleans would have never happened.” There you have it – If Bush had only read the Bible, Hurricane Katrina would never have hit the US, and Saddam would never have killed thousands of innocent people.

Comedian James Gregory says when a weightlifter will tell you he can lift 400 pounds, you should reply, “Why? Don’t you have a jack?”

I will gladly forget Jimmy Buffett’s political leanings in order to listen to his music. However, you will not catch me watching a movie (after Bull Durham) with Susan Sarandon, Sean Penn (except for Fast Times at Ridgemont High) or Janeane Garofalo. Nor will I ever purchase anything associated with Jane Fonda, Barbra Streisand, Linda Ronstadt, or Michael Moore. Of course, those things are related to taste as well as common sense.

The First Realizations That You Are No Longer In College Include:
You're waking up at 6 am instead of going to bed
Beers at lunch get you reprimanded
The four food groups are no longer beer, pizza, chips and cereal
Sneakers are now 'weekend shoes'
Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one
Pregnancy now brings thoughts of tax deductions instead of coronaries
The only drugs you take are Tums and Tylenol
Wine appreciation expands beyond Boone's Farm and Mad Dog
You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time
Golf begins to seem a lot less silly