Tuesday, August 04, 2009

You know it if you see it, right?

The National Endowment for the Arts took some of the taxpayer money it received from the stimulus bill and spent it on such things as a filmhouse that was showing “the world's only underground kinky art porno horror film, complete with four men, three women and a gorilla.”

How sad is it when porno needs stimulus money? Or, to be more accurate, how bad does a piece of porno need to be before needing stimulus money?

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Friday, July 31, 2009

Pay 100 people to do one hour work each - Bam! 100 jobs created by the stimulus. Let's go celebrate!

When I first heard about this, I was incredulous. No way politicians would actually take a job that consisted of 35 hours of work TOTAL and claim that as a job created under the stimulus bill, much less bragging about creating over 3000 such jobs and implying they are all full time actual jobs.

I was wrong. The sheer audacity of democrats still amazes me. The sheer stupidity of the average liberal voter amazes me even more.

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Monday, July 27, 2009

But Don't Ask Who Is It Helping

Never let it be said that the stimulus is not helping people.

Democrat crony Ken Snyder is being paid over $9000 per month in stimulus money to help with publicity for the stimulus package.

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Monday, July 20, 2009

Stimulus Report Card For New Hampshire

Stimulus money spent in New Hampshire - $413.6 Million

Full time jobs created from that spending – 34

Having your head spiral at the mere thought that government knows what they are doing – priceless

You know, if they had just taken that money, and given it to people $1 Million at a time, they would have 413 people who would not need a job and would be spending money to stimulate the economy. At least that plan helps 379 more families than what they did.

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Monday, July 13, 2009

If This Shocks You, Don't Try To Cross The Street Alone

Surprise, surprise, surprise!

Stimulus money going to districts that voted for Obama.

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Saturday, June 13, 2009

Democrats Using Stimulus Money To Reward Democrats? No Way!

Here’s a shocker – the administration is using stimulus money to reward people who voted for Democrats and to sway those who might lean towards the Democrats.

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Friday, May 15, 2009

ramblings part 1

Cleaning out the old grab bag today. Time to get some of this stuff off my to-do list.


Will They Go On Strike Against Themselves?

GM is responding to the bailout by moving jobs overseas. How will the new owners, the unions, react?


He Says Jump, You Say...

Accept gifts from the Devil and you have to dance to his tune. Accept money from Obama, and you have to do his bidding from now on.


Live Long And Spend?

Obamabots are comparing their favorite socialist leader to Spock, claiming they both faced prejudice. Plus, they say it’s like having a Vulcan in the White House.


They Define Sycophant

Diane Sawyer and George Stephanopoulos make me sick with their sucking up to Obama.


I Don't Think His Problem Was A Lack Of Alcohol

A paramedic in uniform is denied purchasing alcohol by a store, so he strips to a thong and asks, “will you serve me now?”

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