Even A Blind Pig...

Nancy Pelosi has done the right thing (for the wrong reasons of course) by shutting down the ridiculous idea of a resolution praising pedophile Michael Jackson. The goober resolution was introduced by Sheila Jackson Lee in a fairly obvious and successful attempt to garner her a front row seat at the memorial service for the man who slept with boys and, according to some, tried to turn himself white.

I Don't Recall Princess Diana Ever Being Accused Of Being A Pedophile Or A Pervert

A spokesman for British Airways is quoted in this article about the Michael Jackson memorial as saying MJ is America’s Princess Diana.

Any Wonder Why MJ Was Messed Up?

Michael Jackson’s father is charging people to attend the memorial service, which will be held at the Staples Center, the sports arena/concert hall that hosts the LA Lakers, LA Kings, and seats 20,000.

They will also be selling T shirts outside the arena. I would guess you could probably buy a hot dog and a cold beer while the service is going on as well. Maybe someone will come out with a horizontal bobble head doll.